In memorial of Diane’s Filter being cancelled by G4, I thought I’d give her a proper send-off as my next contestant in the search for the perfect gamer girl.

Looks: She showed up this season in tip-top shape, having obviously toned-up and shed a few pounds. It’s a shame Diane’s show was canceled recently, because this season she was looking fine. Her exotic good-looks nearly dwarf any of her former G4 counterparts. In summation – she’s smokin’. As long as she never puts on an Everquest costume again, I’ll give her a Nine of Ten.

Personality: She is the antithesis of G4, so let me count the ways: One, she has a successful Hollywood career, or at least she is finding steady supporting work and not waiting tables. Her Filter gig is obviously just for earning spending money. Two, she is obviously my kind of gamer, playing her Nintendo DS for kicks and professing her love for Katamari. Anything more and she wouldn’t be a hot girl anymore, she would be an annoying dork chick that happened to be hot, and her best friend would be Jessica Chobot. And three, she is credited as “Hot Traxx Dancer” in Boogie Nights. Now that’s what I’m talking about, a girl who plays an exotic dancer in a movie about the porn industry! Ten of Ten.

Name: Diane Mizota? Not good. But she deserves more than that, so instead I’ll judge her from her character name in Austin Powers: Goldmember: Fook Mi. Yeah, baby, yeah! Ten of Ten.

Wow, almost a perfect score! Diane, congrats for holding the current crown in the Game Girl sweeps. Or should I say Fook Mi? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?