After watching Attack of the Show on G4 yesterday, I was inspired to subject Tina Wood to the trials and tribulations of being considered a SpotAnime Game Girl. Finally someone who passes the test!

Looks: Tina doesn’t hit you with her looks like other Game Girls do. Her features are more subtitle and natural than the others thus far. I wouldn’t say she’s got the “Girl-Next-Door” looks (I’m reserving that for a future contestant who will at this time remain nameless), but she definitely has the “Neighbor’s-Hot-Older-Sister” looks. Not that she’s older or anything…I’m just speaking from that point in my childhood when I would have deemed her as such…oh wait, I think I’m just getting myself in trouble now. Anyway, it seems her attractiveness stems from her completely loveable personality..at first. But then she’ll wear something that reveals those two gigantic…HANDS of hers, and you finally realize it’s not her personality at all but your subconscious love of breasts. Ha, did you really think I was going to avoid the gutter? Nine of Ten.

Personality: She’s articulate and well-spoken, intelligent and educated, but more importantly she’s been involved in a much less embarrassing career in Hollywood scriptwriting and production. Her bio is mighty impressive, dropping names like Universal and FOX Studios and Aaron Spelling. She teaches and writes about television screenwriting, in between acting as Producer and Head Writer for G4, and hosting in G4TV.com. When she speaks, more than the legion of geeks stand attentive. But then her bio states, “Yet throughout it all, Tina’s love and passion for video games has always been there.” Ooh, Tina. You almost had me there. Nine of Ten.

The name: Tina Wood. I can make an obvious joke but instead I’ll just mention her fun bags one last time. Nine of Ten.

Congrats, Tina. You are the current champ in the Game Girl sweeps. I bet you’re proud. And I really didn’t mean to call you old, did that hurt my chances any?