In an effort to attract more readership through internet search buzzwords, I bring you the second part of my series, “Search for the Perfect Game Girl”. This installment centers around G4 beauty, Morgan Webb.

Looks: I remember the days when she used to mug at the camera with her short, bleached blonde hair on TechTV’s The Screen Savers (long live Leo). Little Morgan’s gone a long way since then. Now her hair has traversed the color spectrum and has grown out as well. On bad days she looks like Korn lead singer Jonathan Davis without the mustache. On good days she looks like Keira Knightley’s older brother, as long as she keeps her clothes on. As that famous Maxim spread showed, there’s more to a woman than a couple of breasts. Sometimes I think to myself, is she really that hot? She’s got pretty facial features, but a little too chiseled. She kinda looks like a guy, sort of. So does that make me gay? No No NO! Seven out of Ten.

Personality: Anyone who can keep up with Adam Sessler on a daily basis (scripted, of course) gets thumbs up in my book. Adam is probably the reason to watch G4, and his intelligence and wit, not to mention his obvious love of video games, are second to none. But Adam doesn’t have the knockers that Morgan has, so he doesn’t get his own blog entry (yet). Remove the script and watch her improv sink faster than a mob hit in the East River. Is that really a bad thing? Not necessarily, when all she does is talk about video games. G4 is just a job, her career is in Hollywood. If she actually cared about her job over her career she wouldn’t be able to call you a geek and make you feel like the loser you are. Big props to you, Morgan! Seven out of Ten.

The name: Morgan Webb. Is that even real? For a woman who’s legions of fans are literally the denizens of her namesake, it sounds almost too obvious. Or maybe it’s just fate, an offering from the God of the Internet to appease the land o’ nerds. Either way, it works. After all, being immortalized by a computer hacker is a good thing. Eight out of Ten.

On average, her Game Girl ranking is a 7.3 out of ten, but I’ll round up to an Eight for every time I’ve seen those enormous ta tas busting out of that tight camouflage t-shirt. Morgan, may your D-cup continue to runneth over.